Where do orders ship from? Will I be charged import duty?
All orders are made in and shipped from the USA by deeply depressed individuals who would likely rather ship themselves than your shirts. If you ship to a country with unreconstructed attitudes towards trade, tariffs and the general pursuit of human unhappiness, then this is likely and, like most things of any consequence, outside our control.
Could I request different colours for a t-shirt?
We receive such requests with forbearance.
I have an idea for a t-shirt – would you like to hear it?
We will certainly hear it, but let's not jump directly into 'liking'.
Why do the t-shirts ship from the USA?
Why did you even get up this morning?
I am offended by your t-shirts.
We recommend leaving the site or opening your mind.