FAQs

  • Where do orders ship from? Will I be charged import duty?
    • All orders are made in and shipped from the USA by deeply depressed individuals who would likely rather ship themselves than your shirts. If you ship to a country with unreconstructed attitudes towards trade, tariffs and the general pursuit of human unhappiness, then this is likely and, like most things of any consequence, outside our control.
  • Could I request different colours for a t-shirt?
    • We receive such requests with forbearance.
  • I have an idea for a t-shirt – would you like to hear it?
    • We will certainly hear it, but let's not jump directly into 'liking'.
  • Why do the t-shirts ship from the USA?
    • Why did you even get up this morning?
  • I am offended by your t-shirts.
    • We recommend leaving the site or opening your mind.